Brief biography of Laptev

What is the actual age of Andrei 17, I know that he loves to be bored is not news. Turunov, ex-gytorist of “epidemics” since the bast shoes did not have a mind and talent, he found the blacks of the pioneers of Dzdakov and Lukashev, who did not know about the bad glory of the Laptelicoy, instructing them to compose songs, guided by the “epidemic”. Oddly enough, the pioneers were not a mistake and really composed material for the opera with the working name "Elf manuscript 2: Battle of the gods." However, the bad character of the bast shoe could not help but show himself, stellar corners and protrusion of their self began, as a result of which the next musicians sent a maestro to three funny letters.

However, Lapot seemed to be ready for such a development of events and the Laptev spelling of the raw material of the “Battle of Gods” on himself was resettled. At first, Vozdakov and Lukashev wanted to go to court, however, rightly reasoning that hemorrhoids should not be a candle and spend strength, time, money on the trial for unfinished demos - it makes no sense, they simply scored.

They founded a group of Wendett and to this day are engaged in creativity there. But back to the bast shoe. Apparently, deciding that the whole thing was already in the hat, the maestro was in -arms. He had, as it seemed to him, ready songs, the matter remained for the small one - to find new musicians and record. Sabzh postponed this for later and took up a more important thing-I fraught with these Internet, which on the one hand brought the obscure black PR, and on the other, it was assigned the glory of a village fool, who was better to bypass, which all the musicians began to do, who did not give a damn about their reputation at least slightly.

Filming of famous and not very famous musicians with a request to play in the unfortunate “battle of the gods”, of course, did not bear fruit for free. Only occasionally appeared on forums with the same sluggish screams: “Juron is a thief! And both he and me, we would not do anything without each other. And the best idea is to play together in the same composition. I think it will be so.

I think he, sorry for the vulgar word, misses. Yes, and me too. But I think we will unite soon. By May, Maestro makes an attempt to get out of the ass. However, the song turned out to be expectedly wretched and primitive, and even recorded as if in the toilet on the recorder, so this thing only more reliably drowned the maestro in the mentioned ass. In November, before the twentieth anniversary of the “Epidemia”, the hillock was already ready to invite to the anniversary concert, but ...

Sabzh wrote to one of the fans of the threat to the group members. This eventually reached the epidemic, after which Lapot was sent to an erotic foot. The official statement of the epidemic group: friends, the day of our anniversary is approaching, and almost all guests of the holiday have already been announced, although somewhat well -known names are still stored for dessert!

The last days there are many rumors about certain ex-musicians of the epidemic group, and we want to clarify the issue of the participation of one of them. The former drummer of the group, Andrei Laptev, will not take the participation in the show due to a number of objective reasons, the main of which is inadequate behavior in “SOC. At the same time, without disdaining to fall to the threats of girls, which excludes any opportunity to communicate with him on our part in a friendly or even neutral manner.

The lack of stage experience and periodic threats addressed to both musicians and the administration of the group and ordinary users plays an important role. We wish Mr. Laptev to become a self -sufficient musician and develop his work, not hiding behind the achievements of the Epidemic group, to which he has long has nothing to do. An additional Lulz was that at the same time the official website of the Sabzha was hacked by unknown well -wishers.

According to another version, the site “hacked” the bast shoe itself in order to at least somehow go around the group for its recent antics. However, it did not work, the founding father was not allowed to the anniversary concert. Since then, by the way, the noodle had a habit of proved that all his daily skirmishes on the Internet with the fans of the “epidemic”, as well as the pursuit of girls - the work of the crackers, who, if they continue the logical chain, constantly break the bast shoes for almost fifteen years, is very believable.

Screenshots of a hacked site: at the moment, Laptev, as usual, is engaged in his favorite things: promises to record a new cool single, which will give everything to this country, as well as stir up his presentation in the club with a caliber no less than Adrenaline. He also promises to make a film where he will talk about the true history of the epidemic and how villains and thieves from the current composition of the group are trying to denigrate his bright name in the comments in the vacities of VK and Master Slend.

It is unsuccessfully rolling up to girls more about this below. It scribbles messages to the lamps of the “epidemic”, then asking for a “hundred to opera”, then offering mushrooms and salt. Fanatically jerks off to the Tobias of the deputy metro-vocalist of the German Power-Metal group “Edguy” and the author of the Avantasia project, in which a truly epic metal opera was published under the name, and in two parts and several more albums.Stigmatizes the pioneer of everyone who is younger than himself.

He claims that it looks at 28, built, pull up and generally handsome. Of course, this does not cause anything but laughter. It is engaged in the repair of computers under the pseudonym Oleg. He himself claims that he is the owner of the company, however, when opening soap, it turned out that he has only a few private ads for Avito. Who would doubt. Needless to say, that Russia did not break any metal scene?

The maximum that he managed to achieve Laptev through his efforts, mainly, especially Petrosyanisty shit, these are several awards based on the results of voting on the aforementioned slander, as well as a pair of third -rate shit -pounds of the contact. U is the level. Nothing is known about the reaction of the elves to this album, but representatives of another magic race carefully collected all scandals, intrigues and investigations, including the throwing of session musicians on the loot.

The reaction of Sabzha was not long in coming - the bile accusations of lies followed, as well as a promise to make a film that will tell about the history of Laptev’s creative path and his epidemic in fact. Judging by the time of release of the album, the prime minister will have to wait for no less than twenty years. Pickup adventure [edit] Why did you not write me hello in 3 years?

Why did you pay attention to him and not? What am I worse? I infuriate me and offends that I am a huyz sucker.

I am good how much good can this go? I am really funny, I also want happiness. And I come home, a cat at home, no one meets me. Nobody needs me not a mother, not my sister. Fuck do you know how hard and hurt? And you choose all kinds of Martian .. claims that any guy under 28 is a pioneer and must immediately give in to his chosen one to the Sun. Dating starts usually with the phrase “fuck you so what a pussy?

The victims are selected from the official public of the "epidemic" and from the friendlist those with whom he talked. He does not disdain attempts to recapture girls from his friends and even participants in their own group! As such an asshole has not yet received a pussy - a big riddle. With his Pikapers behavior “became famous” even among people who are far from the “epidemic” and from Paver as a whole.

Oddly enough, he definitely had one girl-a rare scary, but he couldn’t even keep such a bast shoe ... They deliver the memories of the anonymus from the discussion about one case: he saw in his club Yu -u at the beginning of the zero for Nepomna Mad Dog. Lapot proved that the meters fucked him up, and he went to look at normal women. The most funny thing is that the women from this dirty clown jaher shied away.

They stood with this clown on the stairs and he all asked to introduce him to some chick. In short, the person looked very funny. From somewhere behind, the pleased voice of the Savelyevsky bone "bast shoe, go fucking to their Metalists." I understood the meaning of this deep statement only now. And why did you raped the People's Artist of Chechnya - Kadyshev? That is, metal - fucked popes!

Laptev is a strange person, but he does not want evil to anyone, in essence is a good -natured man. I tried to help us establish contact with Borov and so on. I hope it gets into Lurkmore. Warehouse "RC Bogorodsk" Pyaterochka service stores. I got a job there and worked with the goods and directly with it in the system. And at that time he worked for us, the name of which, like who he did not know.

Once, I am sitting in a cell and count the goods. This character rolls up to me and says just with anything: “For which he just rolls into the distance. I didn’t understand anything, and forgot. Then, after some time, he rolled up again and asks“ And with whom can I talk about the increase? I said I don't know. He left. Next, the character disappeared.

I ask a friend of the foreman: “Where is this strange dude? He grit that he was fired. Next, he was fired for. In our city, the mayor with the surname Laptev. And since the boss at that time was inadequate more than, then he was enough for such impudence. Well, the end of trying to find out the kilotons of hatred. It was relevant to substances. But Moscow was expelled from there and moved to Noginsk.