Biography Vladimir Shahijanyan

Call and agree on a meeting I wish you good luck and joy, everything is sure to come to the office all right, let's drink tea for you just unlucky with the female sex of Shahijanyan his bot as a source of Lulz [edit] from the above, the manner of communication of his bot is unclearly delivered by Lulza. Here is an example of sparkling humor about this. Initially, it was in the form of a paper brochure and was called "Solo on a typewriter." In addition to exercises on the blind set method, the “solo” is slightly more than completely consisted of moralizing, designed for shkolota, self -promotion, fighting jokes from Bash, aphorisms with “aphorism.

All this infuriates the majority of non -good old, but it delights housewives. Prufpik, with any error, pops up a mocking replica in the spirit of “What, again crap? After a certain number of errors from three to ten, a comforting message appears, the contents of which make out of the exercises and errors themselves, and after the whole exercise will have to be recruited again.

The “Solo on the keyboard” program on the Internet is considered the most nervous guards to break the keyboard on the knee, comrad! According to the survivors, the program allows the program to master the blind ten -palk method at a speed from strikes per minute. This is another topic of srach about Shahijanyan. Shahijanyan against smoking [edit] about smoking to the great enthusiasm of Anonymus Shah took the case seriously on the new front - the struggle against the smoking of the Pocent after a short conversation with the sabem.

The service is provided only in Default City and there is exactly a ruble in a few minutes of conversation [2]. The pulp itself is that Shahijanyan himself smoked 50 years and quit. NUFF SAID. Shahijanyan in offline [edit] according to eyewitnesses, Shah on Thursdays can be found in the transition from the orange branch to the ring at the Mira Prospect Default City. There he and his associates, armed with posters and a matuughnik, actively move the “solo on the keyboard” and other Shakhov creatives.

The headquarters of Shah, a. According to agent information, the shah lives in Sokolniki the Nerezinovsk area and often walks in the park of the same name, distributing matches with the “solo” ads to all oncoming ones. Someone runs to the editor and reports that good Dr. Shahijanyan is moving along the corridor in our direction. I am shuddering inwardly. This Goebbels electronic sex and the blind ten -pall printing pinochets has long been terrorized by Runet.

He appears in all forums, whatever they talk about there, wishes everyone “happiness and joy” and calls “Question about this” to his site. He does the same in postal newsletters. If he is asked to stop writing, he continues to write, but with the words “Sorry, I write this letter to Leonid Delitsyn, but for some reason it comes to you, happiness and joy!

One such story, almost without exaggeration, I cited once in the journal Internet, which told about the horrors of network life. And not in vain. He examined me, lying on the table in front of the monitor, very skeptical. The spine, he says, will disfigure yourself. And in general, he says that in five years you will have problems with the prostate gland.

At first, he says, you will urinate often. Then in the cold. And then you will just constantly urinate, urinate, urinate! He spoke many more useful things about my future. And the eyes are so kind, good ... To top it all, Shahijanyan professionally set fire to my ashtray and in return gave me a notorious box with a match, which, as they say, he gives all his victims-this is a type of sympathetic magic.

In short, I almost died with fear. Standing all day at the computer. And he did not go to the toilet at all, until three in the morning. All remembered what Dr. Shahijanyan looked like. And he understood that he was right. He was very stooped. In addition, with glasses. Yes, and all this interest in sexual problems ... Since then, every time they ask me what gives the person to the person, I gratefully remember the doctor of Shahijanyan.

And I honestly answer the question: constant sitting work at the computer will primarily bring you osteochondrosis, poor vision and impotence, not to mention the need to constantly urinate. But there is also good news: you can stay a writer if you take a capture by the method of the blind ten -pall printing by Dr. Shahijanyan in advance. You will still have your fingers, and this is for the writer-the most important thing.

Just do not believe the films where writers are shown with a healthy face, such as Sean Connery in “Find a Forrester”. Sean Connery, for your information, does not know how to print on the clave. For the film, a special understudy was hired, whose hands did in the frame something that the best performer of the role of James Bond did not learn. My wife Katya did not learn.

For some time she was very fond of a program called "Solo on the keyboard." In vain, I convinced her that inside this program the malicious psychiatrist Shahijanyan inserted many psychoviruses. First, people gain meaningless combinations such as “schumato-gautanamo”. And then, when their psyche relaxes, they are immediately offered to fill the phrases “I love Dr. Shahijanyan!I want Dr.

Shahijanyan! Dr. Shahijanyan is our president! But Katya did not believe me. I sat and poked the keys into the keys all day. As many as three days. On the fourth healthy natural laziness, it still did its job. The program was abandoned, Katya never mastered the blind seal. But still looks no worse than Sean Connery! A very useful thing, allows machines to work with a commander met.