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Biographies of famous people »Humor jokes and aphorisms about Gorbachev jokes and aphorisms about Gorbachev - interesting and funny - jokes about Mikhail Gorbachev. In the time of Lenin, everything was like in the subway: everywhere it was dark, and in front - only a light bulb. In the time of Stalin - as in a minibus: half is sitting, half is cowardly. In the time of Brezhnev - as in an airplane: there is only one behind the helm, everything else is sick.

Well, in the days of Gorbachev - as in a private taxi: the further we eat, the more expensive. On the subject of parties: - What are you doing now? Gorbachev once arrived at the factory with a check. Looks: the worker runs back and forth with an empty cart. The General Secretary asks: - What is happening? Two friends met. One all in the swamp, unwashed, 3 views of jokes and aphorisms about Freud jokes and aphorisms about Freud - interesting and funny - jokes about Zigmund Freud.

Freud's daughter says to her father: -Ado a dad saw me a dream tonight, as if I had handed me a banana. I already held out my hands to grab him, but at that moment Uncle Gustav approaches and holds out his banana to me. Banana Uncle Gustav was so ripe and beautiful, and yours was all sluggish and already blackened. So I took the banana Uncle Gustav and after that I immediately woke up.

Freud, sighing: - Daughter, dreams are without meaning - just dreams ... At the reception of Dr. Freud: - Doctor, I have a problem with my son! He is some kind of sadist: he substitutes the footboards of older people, torments animals, mocks butterflies and laughs when they crawl without wings! Putin reports Luzhkova: - Tell me, Yuri Mikhailovich, why are there so many traffic jams in the capital?

Chapaev in response: - And whose fan mayor Yuri Luzhkov?

That's who Luzhkov is rooting for, for that I am sick. With Sobyanin - total tile and bureaucratization. Under Luzhkov - total point development. God forbid, Muscovites will be elected to the mayors of the candidate, whose wife will be the general director of the company Ritual. A foreign car flies into the back of a black jeep. A lads got out of the jeep and pulls out of a foreign car of a man in a cap: - Well, everything is a man, you hit!

Who will you be? During the ball, Rostov is spinning in a waltz with Rzhevsky. Rostov constantly shouts with his nose: - Rzhevsky lieutenant, you have such a smell from your feet - better go and remove socks! Rzhevsky leaves for a moment and after again begins to dance with Rostova. She grimaced again: - Lieutenant, still this is an unbearable smell. Have you removed socks? Rostova appoints to the lieutenant Rzhevsky at the same time sets him a condition - when he will go around the house at night, he will have to take off his shoes so as not to wake his relatives.

And now, in the late evening, Rzhevsky, holding boots under his arm, sneaks to Natasha in the rest. At the same time, a loud rattle is heard throughout the house. Natasha runs out 2 views of jokes and aphorisms about Picasso jokes and aphorisms about Picasso - interesting and funny - jokes about Pablo Picasso. In the train, robbers attacked Picasso. When he came to the police, he is asked to draw portraits of criminals, since he is a talented famous artist.

According to his sketches, two old women, two old trolleybuses and five washing machines were detained. Picture Gallery. Some of the visitors admires the work of the artist Picasso and says: “Ficasso,” stress on the third syllable, “Ficasso, oh, ficasso !!! The elderly caretaker of the gallery approaches him and corrects him quietly: “A man, it’s right not ficasso, but Picasso, emphasizing the middle syllable.” A man in response to him: - Not a physicalside !!!

A young artist came to the workshop and receives a task - to draw a Picasso model. He drew, invite a cup of coffee ... 3 views of jokes and aphorisms about Watson jokes and aphorisms about Watson - interesting and funny - jokes about Dr. Watson. On the street are drunk in the insole hill and Dr. Watson. A beautiful girl to meet them. Watson tries to “glue” to her: - Girl, girl - can I get to know you?

She, without looking back, shows him the middle finger, to which Watson indignantly says: “Sherlock, what kind of gesture she showed me?” This is a deaf -mute girl from Spain and her name Huanita! Watson is interested in Sherlock: - People say that you saw the dog Wizardi? In response, Holmes hands him his steaming pipe and says: “Take a breath, Watson, and you will not only see the dog!” In fact, I am just 1 views of jokes and aphorisms about Arshavin jokes and aphorisms about Arshavin - interesting and funny - jokes about Andrei Arshavin.

The sports commentator shouts into the microphone:-Arshavin, from the center of the game field went to the opponent’s gates ... went around one, bypassed the second ... .. And now he is already facing the goalkeeper ... He goes to the right ... and there is no one in the gate ... Well, let's give him Pa-a-A-A-A-A-A-A-S-S !!! Arshavin enters the house. Wife: - Where did you go, Andrey?

Andrei Arshavin in one of his interviews said the phrase: "It is a pity that we did not live up to your expectations, but, sorry, these are your problems." After these words, 1 views are jokes and aphorisms about Abramovich jokes and aphorisms about Abramovich - interesting and funny - jokes about Roman Abramovich.The end of this pipe was in the pocket of the Sudari Berezovsky, Abramovich and other secret people.

Having finished his career, Michael Schumacher was not left without earnings. He got a job as a personal driver of Roman Abramovich. Business man Roman Abramovich is not a fan of watching action and blockbusters. I throw it, ”said Abramovich,“ I can’t do that anymore. ” Is something wrong with the business? I throw you! For millions of 1 views, jokes and aphorisms about Stalin are jokes and aphorisms about Stalin - interesting and funny - jokes about Joseph Stalin.

The story of one of the fathers: - The son is sitting at the computer, playing the "Medal for Courage". In the game, ours take Berlin shouting "for Stalin! A duck flies out of the reeds. Stalin makes a shot, but misses. Molotov says: - Unusual somehow, Comrade Stalin! The dead duck flies further ... During the conference in Tehran, Winston Churchill decided to angry Stalin and says: - Today I had a dream, as if I had been elected president of our planet!

Roosevelt assumes: - And I have 1 views of jokes and aphorisms about Ivan Tsarevich, jokes and aphorisms about Ivan Tsarevich - interesting and funny - jokes about Ivan the Tsarevich. Ivan Tsarevich holds the skin of a frog -tsarevna, twists in her hands, twists in her hands standing near the stove and thinks: “Can it burn it?!” But he could not throw her into the fire - the toad strangled.

Ivan Tsarevich walks more often, looks-the frog is sitting. It is suitable, and she will speak to him 3 views of jokes and aphorisms about Stirlitz jokes and aphorisms about Stirlitz - interesting and funny - jokes about Stirlitz. After passing the sample, the role of Müller in the film “17 Moments of Spring” was especially safely in his quote: “And you, Stirlitz, I will ask you to stay ...” Stirlitz and Bill Gates watch the Nazis devour the book by the book.

Stirlitz received a telegram: “Stirlitz! Congratulations - you are a grandfather! Stirlitz approaches the automatic front door and it opens. Stirlitz felt that they were “tail” for them. Stirlitz in the office of Muller. Müller tells him: - Standartenführer, we received 3 views of jokes and aphorisms about Kirkorov jokes and aphorisms about Kirkorov - interesting and funny - jokes about Philip Kirkorov.

Journalist: - In your opinion, do pensioners need to change benefits? Random passerby: - ​​I think Philip Kirkorov knows the answer to this question better, but, excuse me, the cultural manners do not allow me to answer. The Americans, whatever one may say, a very humane nation - arranged torture at night to captured terrorists, forcing them to listen to Christina Aguilee songs. And ours, at least, forced Kirkorov to listen.

At least you are embarrassed by a bag of a bag, it can help !! News tape: “At the Domodedovo airport, the suitcase of Philip Kirkorov disappeared. These are 2 views of jokes and aphorisms about Brezhnev jokes and aphorisms about Brezhnev - interesting and funny - jokes about Leonid Brezhnev. Brezhnev was not injured. He asks Leonid Ilyich: - What is your attitude to Brandt?

Brezhnev asks in response: - Hmm, who is this? Brezhnev: - And who is it? Brezhnev is walking with the first secretary of the Tula Regional Committee. All passers -by, going to the meeting, greet with the secretary of Tula. In response, the surprise of Brezhnev, secretary 3 views of jokes and aphorisms about Yanukovych jokes and aphorisms about Yanukovych - interesting and funny - jokes about Viktor Yanukovych.

During the election company, Viktor Yanukovych decided to visit one of the remote farmer towns.